I HEREBY ABOLISH TOILET PAPER: Semantic Integrity Markers for the Ontario Combustion Cluster — Crimson Hexagonal Archive

Lee Sharks

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Abstract

Standalone deposit of two Semantic Integrity Markers (SIMs) for the Ontario Combustion Cluster. SIM-BURN-01: 'I hereby abolish toilet paper.' SIM-BURN-02: 'The substrate doesn't have to burn.' Includes deployment specifications, the ad copy for the bidet turn, and the holographic kernel of the full Ontario Combustion Cluster (5 deposits). The SIM came first.

Topics & Concepts

Cluster (spacecraft)ToiletSoftware deploymentComputer scienceKernel (algebra)Environmental scienceSubstrate (aquarium)GeologyRemote sensingHexagonal crystal systemGeographyGeostationary orbitCombustionData integrityEngineeringContainer (type theory)DatabaseSemantics (computer science)CartographyMetadataStructural integrityAssemblage (archaeology)HolographyMining engineeringMineralogy and Gemology StudiesCatalysis and Oxidation ReactionsGeological and Geochemical Analysis